I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Randomize
