No awkward lesbian experiences without me
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
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I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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