she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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