Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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