Don't you send me to vm
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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