They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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