I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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