I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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