I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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