Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
