Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
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This house was built for laser tag.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
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I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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