obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
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Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
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for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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