This girl is more easily done than said...
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Randomize
