My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
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God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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