i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
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I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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