kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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