This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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