not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
if only i could text you this smell
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
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Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
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I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
my liver is dry heaving
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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