I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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