And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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