How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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