Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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