It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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