We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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