Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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