Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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