she was so not down for the gang bang
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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