have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
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This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
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Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
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We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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