I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
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she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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