the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
please don't ironically join a cult
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