I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
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i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
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It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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