IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
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my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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