He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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