Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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