Do you still have your period?
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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