whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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