there was a trapeze. enough said
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
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