I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
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I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
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