Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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