ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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