literally had 100 drinks last night.
It's Friday. Sex?
where am i from again
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
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It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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