Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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