My hair reeks of homosexuality.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
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i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
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Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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