i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
i think we sleep fucked last night...
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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