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I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
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We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
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Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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