: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Are we in a gay sports bar?
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
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