You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
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she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
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Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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