hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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