If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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