It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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