i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
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I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
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He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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