You really coming over, don't trick.
Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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