she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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