sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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